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My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
It’s what men crave
Brawndo er Brodo
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Boiled?
Omfg that’s it.
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.
Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf
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Steamed?
Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.
This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.
I’ve used it for pulled chicken for a soup. I believe the instructions said boil, but I pressure cook/steam it for a few mins then add it into the muchbmore flavorful soup. Though I just as often just use canned chicken breast instead.
Only thing I’ve ever done that for, since I love chicken to have a browned somewhat firm to crunchy crust, depending on which cut it is.
death penalty
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
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Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…
The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
And it looks disgusting
Like this right here
Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
Do you keep him in prison?
The basement evidently.
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
or a hospital… ugh
Same vibe
This looks 10x better than the OP
Id eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)
If the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.
At least here the chicken isn’t RAW
That’s not raw,.it’s fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
It doesn’t even look boiled. I’ve seen a lot of boiled chicken, and never with a completely smooth texture and the color of Pepto Bismol.
There’s something else desperately wrong with the chicken in the OP, but I can’t put my finger on it.
Worse, it’s steamed. It got put in a pan on lowish heat and covered.
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Did you have some weird chicken boiling job or is that common in your country? I’ve only ever heard of the practice in internet jokes and have never seen it performed.
It’s definitely not the way to go for taste but I’ve heard of boiled chicken pretty often.
Usually it’s in the context of health reasons (a friend that is a fitness and nutrition guy basically just adds diced boiled chicken breast to fresh salads to add protein with few/any nutrition drawbacks), for babies/young children to add some soft and healthy meat to their diet, other dietary restrictions (can’t have spices or salt, etc.), or it’s going to be added to some other dish that will provide moisture, flavor, etc. My mom will boil chicken to make stock, then use the chicken in Buffalo dip or stir fry or shred it up and toss it in bbq sauce for sandwiches and stuff.
Definitely not in the way shown in the OP though.
My husband has boiled chicken with rice quite a lot. He’ll boil a pot of rice with random things like chicken, corn on the cob, etc.
Really? Never seen or eaten boiled chicken? Where do you think chicken broth or chicken soup comes from?
To be fair i never seen boiled chicken, but i can’t imagine why i would ever see it.
hey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂
At least it has some color lol
That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper
And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
At least that looks edible.
You’re talking about the bottom one, aren’t you
This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
I think it’s more about the second picture
What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?
The chef’s special sauce
yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
… sick so he can’t leave you.
That looks so disgusting. I can’t even.
How to keep a man … away
If “a man” puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
I think that she feeds her “man” the same way penguins feed their chicks.
Not if he ate the same stuff before as well
This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
That killer’s cereal:
Uncanny valley food.
I don’t see any food in this picture.
