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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

do it, coward

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do it, coward

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • IninewCrow
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    This the sexiest Christmas album I’ve seen so far this year … Hollie you sexy Devil you … you can play with my organ any night

    Song list:

    • Jingle My Balls
    • Oh Hole Night
    • Sleigh My Balls
    • Screaming Night, Hollie’s Night
    • Good Rim Job Wenceslas
    • Adolph The Naughty Nazi
    • I Wanna Do A Hippopotamus For Christmas
    • Snapz@lemmy.world
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      • Frost Me You Snowman
      • Cocks Out Around the Christmas Tree
      • All I Suck for Christmas is You
      • Shave Yourself a Hollie Little Christmas
      • Aborting Santa’s Baby
      • Little Saint Nick’s (Big Hard Dick)
    • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

  • ReCursing@kbin.social
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    That but unironically: Shave Em Dry by Lucille Bogan

    • caseyweederman
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      Every time I looked for Lucille Bogan I found nothing and figured that I’d just been having a fever dream.
      I must have been spelling it wrong.

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        She definitely existed, but you may have still been having a fever dream. Or spelling it wrong, that’s also possible

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          I was definitely spelling it wrong

          • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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            No, you just federated into a universe she exists. She’ll be gone by January.

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      1924 apparently

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    I can’t believe my dumb ass tried to search for it

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      If you’re having trouble finding it just hand it over to Hollie, she’ll shove it in for you twerp!

  • Jay
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    Tis the season for giving they say…

  • paddirn@lemmy.world
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    Shove it in there, pussy

  • camr_on@lemmy.world
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    Why can’t this be real

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    Disappointed that it doesn’t seem to be real

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    Ah, the old blues standards, I see

  • Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
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    They have a profile on Threadless, and I’m fucken dying at some of these shirts.

  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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    Gotta tickle them ivories

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