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WashedOver to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

That's certainly one way to smooth things out...

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That's certainly one way to smooth things out...

WashedOver to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I wish a homie would come over and glaze my doughnut hole 😩

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      Let’s make u a Boston crème.

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        What kind of cream is this?

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          Take your pick.

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            Thanks, I threw up.

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            Brb, gauging my eyes out

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      Don’t let your dreams remain dreams! I too would like the glazing. It sounds fun!

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      Apparently donut holes are not actually holes

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    1000086658

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    Well take a shower, for fuck’s sake

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    My wife always says she has less wrinkles there afterwards.

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      oh yeah I love it when he cums on my eye creases & forehead

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      Lucky guy…

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    Why is Lemmy so horny today?

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      …today?

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        Every day 😏😊

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          Because we came here from Reddit, and the Reddit hive mind has been stuck in the gutter for as long as anyone can remember

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    I see nothing but winners here.

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    Well done; smooth… but also glazed.

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    these donuts look like a…

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      donut.

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      deleted by creator

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    what does that mean? i don’t know if I want to know

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        GEX

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      the joke is gay sex

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        Any anal sex, really

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          But why the border of the anus are now smoother lol okey i understand glazing but not smoothness

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            There’s less of a pucker after the orifice has been dilated

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        Not necessarily gay

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          Apparently if you say “no homo” after it doesn’t count?

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      When you go over to a baker’s house and he “glazes” your “donut”

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