WashedOver to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoit always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...imagemessage-square201fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down112
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minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoMe, being scolded for using ipynb apps to deliver rapid feature turnaround to customers, generating a million dollars in revenue: Our finance department, tracking that revenue in a 700MB excel spreadsheet which is version controlled by a 13 year old email thread:
minus-squareMisterFrog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoHow in the world does that spreadsheet even open?
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·11 months agoIt’s when you have Python and breakfast.
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down13·edit-21 year agoIf you have to ask, you can’t afford it Edit - it seems y’all should save up for a sense of humor anyway
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoY’all python devs have been getting cocky lately lol
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoPython: this is a weapon of terror. It is meant to intimidate the enemy. C++: This is a weapon of war. It is meant to kill the enemy.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·11 months ago Comment replies should be somewhat relevant to the topic Jokes should be funny It doesn’t cost money to have a sense of humor Jokes should make people laugh
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoOk but this is a shitpost community
Me, being scolded for using ipynb apps to deliver rapid feature turnaround to customers, generating a million dollars in revenue:
Our finance department, tracking that revenue in a 700MB excel spreadsheet which is version controlled by a 13 year old email thread:
How in the world does that spreadsheet even open?
wtf are ipynb apps?
It’s when you have Python and breakfast.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
Edit - it seems y’all should save up for a sense of humor anyway
Y’all python devs have been getting cocky lately lol
Python: this is a weapon of terror. It is meant to intimidate the enemy.
C++: This is a weapon of war. It is meant to kill the enemy.
Ok but this is a shitpost community
Root beer.