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no banana@lemmy.world to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

All I got was this shirt

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All I got was this shirt

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no banana@lemmy.world to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Baby Shoggoth [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 years ago

    ok but can you get me a job there bc i think i would excel

    • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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      Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

      • Kraivo@lemmy.world
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        Unless you lockjaw and couldn’t work

        • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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          That’s why the good Lord invented asses.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    I got dicksucking shifts at the graveyard, and all I got was a cold stiffie and syphilis, as warned in the contract on this lousy shirt.

    FTFY

  • SomeoneElse
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    I beat you to it!

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh shit a repost on lemmy! That’s rare!

      • SomeoneElse
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        And mine was a cross post from another community - such originality!

  • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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    It should finish on " and I had to make this shirt." Just to drive home the lockjaw

  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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    So dick sucking is the new beans.

    Got it.

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    Weird way to refer to a sperm bank…

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