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can@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Biden Addresses Nation: ‘Does Anyone Else Ever Feel Like They’re Floating Through A Dream They Can Never Wake Up From?’

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Biden Addresses Nation: ‘Does Anyone Else Ever Feel Like They’re Floating Through A Dream They Can Never Wake Up From?’

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can@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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WASHINGTON—Speaking from the Oval Office, President Joe Biden addressed the nation Wednesday, stating, “Does anyone else ever feel like they’re floating through a dream they can never wake up from?” “As your president and commander-in-chief, I have to be honest and admit that sometimes, I don’t even feel like a…
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