Fontasia@feddit.nl to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 9 days agoFirst Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.www.bloodinthemachine.comexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1360arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1357arrow-down1external-linkFirst Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.www.bloodinthemachine.comFontasia@feddit.nl to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square46fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squaremeseek #2982linkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 days agoI’m still pissed they scrapped my idea of sending in a cold slice of pizza cut in half with a card that reads “we love you employee #3891-A” 😡
minus-squareXerø@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoCold slice of pizza with a randomly placed large hair on it. You’ll be so distracted and lightly stressed out by the hairy cheese plank that your original major stressors will be forgotten.
I’m still pissed they scrapped my idea of sending in a cold slice of pizza cut in half with a card that reads “we love you employee #3891-A” 😡
Cold slice of pizza with a randomly placed large hair on it. You’ll be so distracted and lightly stressed out by the hairy cheese plank that your original major stressors will be forgotten.