"As I'm sitting here stuck on a Brightline train because of flooding in my district, all those stormwater projects he cut look pretty stupid right now," a Florida lawmaker said.
That was literally the republican response to their anti-vax movement. If Democrats hadn’t pushed for vaccines and social distancing, our base would have been more willing to take precautions and fewer people would have died.
These moyherfuckers knee-jerked so hard it launched them into a volcano.
I still wonder about that. If you believe in skydaddy wouldn’t you also believe that skydaddy could launch a precision strike? Skydaddy doesn’t want gays? All of them vanish tomorrow. It doesn’t need to make a hurricane ever so much stronger any more than I would need an ant to carry a small bit of dirt for me.
Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll find a way to blame Democrats for this somehow
“If those dang Democrats would have stopped my decisions, we wouldn’t be in this mess!”
I’m almost positive that Mitch McConnell has used that exact defense before.
That was literally the republican response to their anti-vax movement. If Democrats hadn’t pushed for vaccines and social distancing, our base would have been more willing to take precautions and fewer people would have died.
These moyherfuckers knee-jerked so hard it launched them into a volcano.
It’s the wind turbines knocking the water out of the sky!
God is sending floods to stop the gays, duh!
I still wonder about that. If you believe in skydaddy wouldn’t you also believe that skydaddy could launch a precision strike? Skydaddy doesn’t want gays? All of them vanish tomorrow. It doesn’t need to make a hurricane ever so much stronger any more than I would need an ant to carry a small bit of dirt for me.
Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE
See? Now I’m not sure if you’re joking or not…