Seriously I hate that. I always fantasize about having sex with very attractive women. It really grinds my fuck gears because I know that I will be a virgin forever because prostitution is illegal in Canada. So I unfortunately can not pay a very attractive 18 year old woman to have sex with me. I really wish that I was Asexual so that I could be happy with myself being a virgin forever.
I don’t want to make a porno though. All I want to do is pay a very attractive woman to have sex with me just once. So that I’m no longer a virgin anymore. Because I believe that once I have sex. I will no longer care about it anymore.
“Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free” - Linus Torvalds.
“If you do have to pay for it, go to a reputable supplier and make sure it is free from infection.” - Addition by some redditor.
No woman will ever have sex with me for free because I’m a ugly old man who is also a manlet.
Go volunteer at Volunteers For the Blind Inc or some shit.
What the fuck is that?
Your mental outlook is uglier than your body, guaranteed. I’ve seen plenty of short kings who aren’t manly pull in pussy like it’s nothing, and chads drier than a desert all based on personality.
Fix your world view and you’ll see your luck change. Or keep things how it is and keep on being unhappy about it, I’m not your dad.
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