Two weeks around Trump cronies does sound like it’d feel like eternity, though I doubt any of them would make a single Scaramucci in fast food or anything at minimum wage. I may lower some of my morals for less but not as low to be working for Trump for any paycheque.

For the shortest tenures (or close) in the Trump administration it’s amusing how well known he is just by political durations being measured by his employment.