Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • Bo7a
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 month ago

    This sounds like heaven to me. Pure. Heaven.

    -Crohn’sGang

    • DessertStorms@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 month ago

      I actually have IBS so I feel your pain, to some extent anyway… For most of my life I was not regular and would go anything from once every few days to several times a day, but then at some point, it just… Regulated? I don’t know how or why, I wish I could give some advice, but it just happened

    • Andonyx@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 month ago

      UC cousin in the house. I got a cheap bidet seat, loved it, and ended up splurging for the full on Toto, automated, temperature adjusted, and air dry bidet. If THAT’S not heaven, it’s awfully close .

      Seriously, you’ll practically weep with how much less miserable a flare up is with one of these nearby.

      • Bo7a
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 month ago

        I have the seat attached unit as well. Maybe next year I’ll work out a way to budget in the full deal.

        It sure does sound good.