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minus-squareCyborganismlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·6 months agoThat’s why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.
minus-squarepenquin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·6 months agoThat’s why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.
minus-squareTimbo1970@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·6 months agoLeave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don’t make us partake!
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoPsst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoYou joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months ago…followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.
minus-squareCyborganismlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoGrapefruit is better. It just hits different.
minus-squareb0gl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·6 months agoYou gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It’s delicious
minus-squarepenquin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoHmmmm. Never tried that. Thanks for the suggestion. Will give that a shot
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoBrushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.
That’s why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.
That’s why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.
Leave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don’t make us partake!
Psst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible
You joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.
…followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.
I prefer Indium.
out of a metal tumbler 🤤
Grapefruit is better. It just hits different.
You gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It’s delicious
Hmmmm. Never tried that. Thanks for the suggestion. Will give that a shot
Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.