I know I shouldn’t be wasting brain cells on this AI-generated boomer-bait, but I have so many questions:

• How is the guy in the middle holding that comically-oversized Bible with such a limp-wristed grip? That much onion-skin paper and leather binding must weight like 80 pounds at least. At a minimum I think he’d be tearing the thing in half under its own weight.
• This looks like it’s supposed to be some kind of parade, but you’d think the honor guard would be in dress uniform instead of full tactical gear. Are they protecting the Bible-Bearer from some crazed terrorist hell-bent on a pointless gesture?
• If so, why all the pomp and circumstance, and why doesn’t Heavy Bible Guy get body armor too? Is this an Raiders of the Lost Ark scenario where the Bible has its own supernatural protective powers?
• If the guy on the right is serving the USA, then what’s the guy on the left’s “USE” badge mean?
• If May 2024 is my best year, what will July 2024 be?