• zcd
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    2 months ago

    Also we’re going to go ahead and get you to commute again for literally no reason ❤️

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      Wait, wait, wait. Just hold up a minute! Are you seriously trying to tell me that spending 10+ hours a week and thousands of dollars a year sitting in a car just so you can “work” in an open room where you can’t hear yourself think, much less get any actual work done, is bad for your mental health?

      Your ungrateful little shit. Not only are you getting paid, you’re saving a ton of money by not having any recreational time and you have a convenient excuse for avoiding your SO and missing your kids stupid sports games. You should be paying your employer for the privilege of commuting to work.

      /s

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        Also, we have a locked lease on an oversized office to impress our clients and shareholders. This office also shows said clients and shareholders we are a real company, even if we miss every deadline.and deliver a dog shit product. And, middle manager Kevin needs to feel important by actually seeing his underlings working and cowering in fear at his presence, do you really want the CEO’s nephew to feel worthless?