JoeTheSane@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 months agoGet railed in a sundress seasonNSFWlemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1527arrow-down112
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minus-squareBonsoirlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·edit-28 months ago« I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. » Isaiah 45:7, probably
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·8 months agoWelcome back to heaven, Jesus! Man, that was fun. Next time I’m going as a girl in a sundress!
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoSecond coming, to-do list: get nailed between two dudes. “I am gonna be a lot more specific, for the third coming. And ideally the fourth and fifth.”
« I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I rail and get railed in a sundress; I, the LORD, do all these things. »
Welcome back to heaven, Jesus!
Man, that was fun. Next time I’m going as a girl in a sundress!
Second coming, to-do list: get nailed between two dudes.
“I am gonna be a lot more specific, for the third coming. And ideally the fourth and fifth.”