• someguy3
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    9 months ago

    Turkey can feed more people, cheaper, and I make so many chickens I could use a change

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      9 months ago

      I misread your sentence about “change” and I started to think of how various sizes of poultry could be used as monetary currency. Like:

      It’ll cost you 2 turkeys.

      You got change for 3 chickens?

      Here’s a Cornish hen in change. Good luck with your pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

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        9 months ago

        And why I want a half turkey. C’mon this isn’t hard.

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          8 months ago

          You specifically said you like turkey because it feeds more people, yet a whole turkey is apparently too big and you want half of one. Make up your mind man.

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            8 months ago

            Wow, still going? If you really need it:

            HALF Turkey can feed more people, cheaper, and I make so many chickens I could use a change.

            Seriously this isn’t hard.

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              8 months ago

              A half turkey isn’t going to feed more people than a reasonably large chicken. They aren’t that big lmao. Cheaper maybe, but turkey isn’t as nice as chicken to begin with. I get wanting a change though. Also if you raise chickens then surely that’s the cheapest option?

              Honestly though if you want half a turkey just save the other half for later. Make a curry or something, idk.

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                8 months ago

                Yeah something told me that you coming back a week later means you wouldn’t be able to let it go when you finally realized you can’t follow the conversation. Ciao.

                lol at him downvoting.