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minus-squaretunetardislinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·3 months agoThe bow is also on the wrong side of the bridge. Though now that I think of it, that might produce an even higher sound like you would expect of a microscopic violin?
minus-squareNate Cox@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·3 months agoHe’s not even holding the bow at the frog. I’m beginning to question if he even knows how to play the violin.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·3 months agoLook, he’s trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it’s an instrument made for a completely different physiology!
minus-squareilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoWith all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world’s smallest clarinet.
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoI think he’d do a superb job with @FlyingSquid’s trombone, too. I mean, just look at him.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoIf you’re such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then.
The bow is also on the wrong side of the bridge. Though now that I think of it, that might produce an even higher sound like you would expect of a microscopic violin?
He’s not even holding the bow at the frog. I’m beginning to question if he even knows how to play the violin.
Look, he’s trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it’s an instrument made for a completely different physiology!
With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world’s smallest clarinet.
I think he’d do a superb job with @FlyingSquid’s trombone, too.
I mean, just look at him.
If you’re such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then.