• wise_pancake
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    4 months ago

    “drop it, drop it, I just want you to not die god damnit, drop it!”

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      4 months ago

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 totally. One time my boy came out of the brush with 2 golfballs in his mouth. I swear one of them was plugging his throat like damn cork but he was holding on with the force of 1000 suns

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        4 months ago

        We had a dog with an affinity for eating rubber things. If you left out a rubber ball, a super ball, or a rubber band he’d jump on the counter and scarf it up.

        He also very much enjoyed grapes and one time ate a whole bunch of lily of the valley, so the vet got to know him pretty well.

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          4 months ago

          nothing quite like a dog, I love those guys 🤣🤣