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    4 months ago

    We all know that specific chewing noise, and then the speed up when they know you know and are going to take it

    Hhrumphh smlumpk shlumfd

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      This is my dog when he finds any greasy paper takeout bag/box. He does some suspicious movement, we make eye contact, then he start snarfling that shit down.

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        4 months ago

        “drop it, drop it, I just want you to not die god damnit, drop it!”

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          🤣🤣🤣🤣 totally. One time my boy came out of the brush with 2 golfballs in his mouth. I swear one of them was plugging his throat like damn cork but he was holding on with the force of 1000 suns

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            We had a dog with an affinity for eating rubber things. If you left out a rubber ball, a super ball, or a rubber band he’d jump on the counter and scarf it up.

            He also very much enjoyed grapes and one time ate a whole bunch of lily of the valley, so the vet got to know him pretty well.

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              nothing quite like a dog, I love those guys 🤣🤣

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      My husky did this with a dove she caught once. Normally she just plays with the animals until she knows they are dead, but she swallowed the fucker whole when she saw us coming to take it away from her.