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Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Nah, population wise the USA dwarfs the UK and Canada combined, Bounty is more widely understood as a paper towel.

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      You forgot to add the whole bloody EU to Canada and UK, mate.

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        And AU

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      Most of the world knows bounty chocolate bars, not the same with the apparent paper towel brand.

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        Most of the world knows neither.

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