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minus-squarePeriodicallyPedanticlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·9 months agoDo centaur hoes suck the horse dick or the human dick, respectfully?
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedanticlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·9 months agoIn my dreams I do. Where do you see the penis?
minus-squareSorgan71@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months agoThey suck the horse dick, but fuck the human dick because the horse dick would kill them like it did in enumclaw
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoDon’t centaurs only have horse dick?
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedanticlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoDo they? Have you seen one dick but not the other?
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoI have seen some questionable centaur art. But never have I seen a human dick on a centaur. The horse dick is retractable anyway and centaurs usually don’t wear clothes. Especially not where the human dick would attach.
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedanticlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoMaybe the human dick is retractable, too? Two retractable wangs would make for some excellent questionable centaur art.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoBut human dicks aren’t actually retractable. That would then make it more than just part horse and part human.
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedanticlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoI’d like to remind you that this is a fictional animal, they can have retractable penises if we want them to. As someone else here said, centaurs aren’t half human and half horse, they’re all centaur. They just have the appearance of half human and half horse. Besides, they’re fictional. We can give them retractable dicks if we want to.
minus-squarenxdefiant@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·9 months agoIf you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
Do centaur hoes suck the horse dick or the human dick, respectfully?
Did you see a front penis?
In my dreams I do.
Where do you see the penis?
They suck the horse dick, but fuck the human dick because the horse dick would kill them like it did in enumclaw
Don’t centaurs only have horse dick?
Do they? Have you seen one dick but not the other?
I have seen some questionable centaur art. But never have I seen a human dick on a centaur. The horse dick is retractable anyway and centaurs usually don’t wear clothes. Especially not where the human dick would attach.
Maybe the human dick is retractable, too?
Two retractable wangs would make for some excellent questionable centaur art.
But human dicks aren’t actually retractable. That would then make it more than just part horse and part human.
I’d like to remind you that this is a fictional animal, they can have retractable penises if we want them to.
As someone else here said, centaurs aren’t half human and half horse, they’re all centaur. They just have the appearance of half human and half horse.
Besides, they’re fictional. We can give them retractable dicks if we want to.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.