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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoExcuse me sir but you’re above the weight limit … you may either pay an adjusted fee … or we amputate two limbs American rubbing his chin: …mmmmmm … I don’t know … hmmmm?
minus-squaregoferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoHow much extra do they charge for the amputations?
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.
minus-squaregoferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoOr I was thinking about if it was in America
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWhat, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That’d be seven digits normally!
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agosix digits if you have shitty health insurance … five digits if we get a really good vet … four digits if we do it right here
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoFree and instant weight loss, can’t complain.
Excuse me sir but you’re above the weight limit … you may either pay an adjusted fee … or we amputate two limbs
American rubbing his chin: …mmmmmm … I don’t know … hmmmm?
How much extra do they charge for the amputations?
I mean Finland has universal healthcare right? Probably cheaper to go for the amputations, if so.
Only costs you an arm and a leg.
Or I was thinking about if it was in America
What, a FREE AMPUTATION!?!? That’d be seven digits normally!
six digits if you have shitty health insurance … five digits if we get a really good vet … four digits if we do it right here
Free and instant weight loss, can’t complain.