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minus-squareLillyPiplinkfedilinkarrow-up27·edit-211 months agoQuests: You have scurvy. Find a citrus. (Spoiler, there are no citrus on the whole map.) Watch these sheep for 12 hours. And again tomorrow. And the next day. And the next. Until you die. A minstrel is in town. Watch for a minute on your way to watch your sheep. Your wife has died of the plague. Bury her, then go watch your sheep. Don’t shag your sheep. (Difficulty: impossible) You have the plague. Lie down in bed until you die.
minus-squaresummerof69@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months ago You have the plague. Lie down in bed until you die. Damn. Who is going to watch these sheep?
Quests:
You have scurvy. Find a citrus. (Spoiler, there are no citrus on the whole map.)
Watch these sheep for 12 hours. And again tomorrow. And the next day. And the next. Until you die.
A minstrel is in town. Watch for a minute on your way to watch your sheep.
Your wife has died of the plague. Bury her, then go watch your sheep.
Don’t shag your sheep. (Difficulty: impossible)
You have the plague. Lie down in bed until you die.
Damn. Who is going to watch these sheep?