• Zoidsberg
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    10 months ago

    “I’ll have a cheeseburger and-”

    “Oh, you must mean our Cheesy Squeezy Chuck Burger”

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        10 months ago

        That is why I always bring my own table knife with a 15° full flat grind. Really cuts down on that pesky sharpening time that might let you cool off before the cops come.

        True story: I ate at a restaurant inside of a casino and you can’t have a pocket knife when you enter for obvious reasons, they gave me a steak knife with a 5" fully serrated edge when I sat down.