You know what I want? I want this fine to be both absurdly punitive and non-tax-deductable. I want it to hurt so bad that other companies don’t try the same thing.

I want the fate of Canada Bread to be a tale told to frighten the young. When the children of capitalists gather 'round the hearth, I want the story of this price fixing to make Chipper and Buffy fear for their inheritance.