If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

  • WashedOver
    152·
    11 months ago

    Don’t try to bullshit me, I’m a bullshit artist.

    • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
      9·
      11 months ago

      If I ever told my dad, “are you shitting me?”, he’d reply with, “I’d never shit you, you’re my favorite turd.”

      • WashedOver
        5·
        11 months ago

        Lol love that one. My uncle was the one that used the Bullshit line on me