• criticon
    67·
    11 months ago

    My friend moved early this year to a new apartment and we gave him a very easy to care plant and some decor

    When we visited him again about a month later he told us he didn’t put the decor because it’s gay (as in gay to decor, not the specific stuff we gave him) and the plant was dead because he put it in a closet because he brought in a woman and she could think he was gay so he hid it 👍

    Edit: fixed lots of mistakes lol, don’t write a comment before drinking coffee

    • Nepenthe@kbin.social
      22·
      11 months ago

      the plant was death because he put it in a closet because he bought in a woman and she could think he was gay so he hid it 👍

      Well, what if she mistakenly saw him as a dependable person who could provide care for the most basic of life forms?

      • grue@lemmy.worldEnglish
        221·
        11 months ago

        I’m willing to bet he writes English better than you write whatever his native language is.

        • criticon
          4·
          11 months ago

          Also most of my mistakes were due to the stupid keyboard lol (and because it was very early in the morning)

          I noticed that my keyboard somehow performs worse on Lemmy