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    1 year ago

    Some day the orioles will discover the same technology. I’ll be walking through a forest and hear a really sexxed up voice saying “Hey big guy, why don’t you come up here and make me moan?”. So I’ll naturally climb up the tree to investigate and all I’ll see is an oriole excitedly staring at me and holding its phone using the Birdnell Humanology app. Only then will the birds have their revenge in full.