Your comment has caused a schism in the planet’s religion and now there is a faction that is building chairs with very high backs preventing individuals from raising their legs over them … the schism is countered by another faction that teaches their followers to learn to do the splits and swing their legs over any chair … this schism is countered again by another faction that lives in rooms with low ceilings and tight spaces to stop anyone from swinging their legs in any direction … this schism is countered again by followers that learn to become contortionists that can swing their legs over any seat in any confined space … this schism is countered by a group that swears off chairs and sitting on anything (they have short life spans as they die early due to deep vein thrombosis) … 2,000 years after the Great Riker evangelized her gospel, chairs are now a controversial topic on the planet.
… hits their knee on the chair and is condemned to eternal hell
Or at least for a couple minutes
Your comment has caused a schism in the planet’s religion and now there is a faction that is building chairs with very high backs preventing individuals from raising their legs over them … the schism is countered by another faction that teaches their followers to learn to do the splits and swing their legs over any chair … this schism is countered again by another faction that lives in rooms with low ceilings and tight spaces to stop anyone from swinging their legs in any direction … this schism is countered again by followers that learn to become contortionists that can swing their legs over any seat in any confined space … this schism is countered by a group that swears off chairs and sitting on anything (they have short life spans as they die early due to deep vein thrombosis) … 2,000 years after the Great Riker evangelized her gospel, chairs are now a controversial topic on the planet.
Then there’s the ones who sit on…
stools