This is apparent to me every day at work. The public washroom has an indicator beside it that will light up green with the words “OCCUPIED WHEN LIT” any time the door is locked from within. This is a very obvious indicator, though to the average person, green mean go. And every single time I’m using it, you bet your ass some fucking Neanderthal approaches that door, immediately becomes confused over the meaning of occupied, and decides it must be synonymous with vacant. They then grab ahold of the handle and not once, not twice, but often attempt to rip that fucking door down three times before their meat brain tells them “DOOR LOCKED!”. You can literally feel the desperation and confusion in every one of those attempted breaches.
Every. Fucking. Time.
And I don’t shit at work, so I’m not often in there more than a couple of minutes. I think I’m going to start bellowing “GREEEN MEEANN GGOOOOOOOO!” from inside every time this happens.
Fun fact: half the population has below average intelligence.
The issue is how far below average most of his supports appear to be.
This is apparent to me every day at work. The public washroom has an indicator beside it that will light up green with the words “OCCUPIED WHEN LIT” any time the door is locked from within. This is a very obvious indicator, though to the average person, green mean go. And every single time I’m using it, you bet your ass some fucking Neanderthal approaches that door, immediately becomes confused over the meaning of occupied, and decides it must be synonymous with vacant. They then grab ahold of the handle and not once, not twice, but often attempt to rip that fucking door down three times before their meat brain tells them “DOOR LOCKED!”. You can literally feel the desperation and confusion in every one of those attempted breaches.
Every. Fucking. Time.
And I don’t shit at work, so I’m not often in there more than a couple of minutes. I think I’m going to start bellowing “GREEEN MEEANN GGOOOOOOOO!” from inside every time this happens.
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