What is this, early 2000s internet?

Wasn’t a thing on my 2000s internet. Maybe it’s just because you were 3?

Fuck off dude, you’re irrelevant, stop acting like the world is ending because you could never figure out how to turn on a printer.

I’m sure that would have really hurt my feelings if I knew absolutely nothing about myself.

The world wasn’t better when you were young, your shitty attitude is evidence of that.

Not a thing I actually claimed and not actually evidence of the thing I never claimed. Do you need me to put it in a Spongebob Squarepants meme for you?