After seven years of La Nina conditions, the surface temperature of the central and eastern tropical Pacific Ocean has warmed again, signalling the switch to a global El Nino event. Here is what Canadians can expect this El Nino winter.

  • RagingNerdoholic
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    1 year ago

    WARMER AND DRIER

    In the parts of the country that feel the effects of El Niño the most — western and central Canada as well as the Great Lakes — temperatures over the winter and possibly into spring will be warmer than average.

    As someone who lives in the frozen asscrack of Canada, thank fuck. God, I hate winter so much. Shit’s all gonna collapse within a few decades anyway, might as well enjoy what little relief from frigid hell I can get.

    edit: not sure what the downvoters are disagreeing with here. That the cold sucks ass or that civilization is heading at light speed towards collapse?

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      1 year ago

      Your main problem is heating such a large space. A small fire directly on the clothes you’re wearing will give you the brief respite from the cold you need! It’s cheap and easy!