• Darkassassin07
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    1 year ago

    Lmao

    Corporate: there just aren’t enough pirates anymore!

    • Em Adespoton
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      1 year ago

      Can’t blame quarterly losses on pirates if there aren’t any….

      • seaturtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 year ago

        “Count Dracula rises but once every century, and my role is over. But if I were to resurrect him, the battle would last for eternity!” - some asshole named Richter Belmont