festus to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agoWould you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down137file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareWould you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?NSFWfestus to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square121fedilinkfile-text
You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoThat depends, does it prevent me from dying at a normal age? If so fuck that I don’t wanna outlive everyone I know and care about. If it just keeps me looking and feeling young, then sign me tf up my guy.
minus-squareAstroturfed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoBut, did you consider you also get to watch all your enemies get old and die? I’m so glad I get to hear that Trump died at some point. Hopefully soon…
minus-squaretomi000@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYou can just quit and take the 100-year-aging-in-a-day pill anytime.
That depends, does it prevent me from dying at a normal age? If so fuck that I don’t wanna outlive everyone I know and care about. If it just keeps me looking and feeling young, then sign me tf up my guy.
But, did you consider you also get to watch all your enemies get old and die? I’m so glad I get to hear that Trump died at some point. Hopefully soon…
You can just quit and take the 100-year-aging-in-a-day pill anytime.
That’s just radium.