• Jay
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    10 months ago

    Simple fix. Run around nekkid and eat off the floor. Imagine all the free time you’d have.

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        10 months ago

        Even better, lots of free time in jail.

        I’m hairy enough that if I didn’t get arrested first, someone would probably think I’m a stray critter and shoot at me.