• Mongostein
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    10 months ago

    I have to ask. He’s never released info on me. Am I his handler?

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      10 months ago

      “No, no, Mongostein. No this was Assange, and I moved on him very heavily in fact I took him out furniture shopping. He wanted to get some furniture. I said I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on him like a bitch. I couldn’t get there and he was imprisoned. Then all-of-a-sudden I see him, he’s now got the big phony tits and everything. He’s totally changed his look.”

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      10 months ago

      You can’t be his handler, I clearly am! I handle him so good people don’t even know my name