• IninewCrow
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    1 year ago

    I’d tell the waiter to give me their special of the day. No other questions or answers, just the special … don’t know … don’t care what it is … as long as it doesn’t make me sick, puke or have diarrhea … just give me the special.

    Then I’d eat it.

    Pay for it.

    And never return.

    • themajesticdodo@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      “Then I’d eat it. Pay for it. And never return.”

      Fuck. You sure showed them. The smirk on your face when you paid them money would be huge. Classic.