I’m pretty drunk and stoned right now so I can’t tell if you’re joking. Sorry. That doesn’t sound like a suspenders problem. They hold pants up, not down. Have you considered adjusting the length of the shoulder straps?
No, but he was world famous for trying a thing, having it fail, and then abandoning that thing entirely instead of addressing the minor failure issue and trying the same thing again.
My pants pulling up into my crotch is no joking manner. I’m not trying to say all suspenders are bad, just sharing my one experience with wearing them. I probably had the wrong type and was probably wearing them wrong but I was getting married in an hour so I had to take the suspensers off and wear a belt.
I’m pretty drunk and stoned right now so I can’t tell if you’re joking. Sorry. That doesn’t sound like a suspenders problem. They hold pants up, not down. Have you considered adjusting the length of the shoulder straps?
They held my pants up too well, that was the problem. The suspensers were stretchy and no matter how I adjusted them it was still pulling up too much.
Have you tried … larger suspenders?
I have not. That was my only experience wearing suspenders and I was getting married an hour later so I didn’t have much time to get a bigger pair.
Are you Wile E. Coyote?
I don’t think so, did he get married but also have the wrong size wardrobe?
No, but he was world famous for trying a thing, having it fail, and then abandoning that thing entirely instead of addressing the minor failure issue and trying the same thing again.
Too small. You had the kids size.
P.S. I still can’t tell if you’re joking. But it’s great either way.
My pants pulling up into my crotch is no joking manner. I’m not trying to say all suspenders are bad, just sharing my one experience with wearing them. I probably had the wrong type and was probably wearing them wrong but I was getting married in an hour so I had to take the suspensers off and wear a belt.
A wise decision.