Folks, CALM DOWN, this is still in the workshopping phase ok? First we bomb them, then we workshop WHY we bombed them, do you not understand the plan!?

Democrats, predictably, were apoplectic. “There was no imminent threat to the United States of America by the Iranians,” said Mark Warner, the top Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee, who had received classified briefings from Rubio. “There was a threat to Israel. If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the United States, then we are in uncharted territory.”


Meanwhile somewhere below decks on the Titanic 11:45 PM (ship’s time) on April 14, 1912

Well, if we were to equate the threat of icebergs to an imminent threat to our ship, then we would be in uncharted territory! - a well dressed crew member with an officer’s hat calmly explains to a passenger.


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    There was an article saying it was for religious reasons, military people calling in to a hotline they have to say they were told orders were sanctioned by god or something similar.

    I’m not religious (do know a fair but of what pre high school kids tends to learn) but according to the old testament the Christian God(well all same God for participants technically unless I’m misunderstanding my theology) doesn’t need help if he wants to wipe out people.

    Imagine saying you’re on a holy war because Trump says so? That sounds wild even for some of the out there comedies.

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      Its possible for different people in the same administration to have different motives to do something they both want to do.

      I doubt trump is religious at all in any way shape or form. The others though…

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        Someone high up in the chain made it the messaging, tho.

        MRFF has received over 200 calls from more than 50 military installations across all the services since Saturday reporting similar disturbing pronouncements from their Christian zealot commanders.

        https://www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/2026/03/mrff-inundated-with-complaints-of-gleeful-commanders-telling-troops-iran-war-is-part-of-gods-divine-plan-to-usher-in-the-return-of-jesus-christ/

        Soubds like it’s pretty unified messaging

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        I don’t doubt that the actual people pulling the strings (I’ll say 2025 unsure if it was religious sided but think it was) are quite religious. Trump as usual is the greedy idiot they make this the fault of, mean why would the US elect someone who wasn’t really proper leader in charge? So he gets the blame, he’s at his end run out his usefulness anyways but enough moves have been made they can’t go back now so just push forward.

        The rapture dudes are all probably in ecstasy at the moment when in reality it’ll leave the world in a worse situation.

        Wait typing this thing out made me realize the fault of people is not understanding when we’re wrong least the higher ups. So many of us can’t stand saying we’re wrong. I’d rock to tell the US it’s okay to be wrong, take your licks and come play with us again. But they’re too ornary.

        Personally I hate being wrong it’s a knife to the gut. But you know what? That’s how I learn to improve. I learn not to be wrong in the future from those actions. Too bad the US is run by someone who can’t learn a lesson we teach toddlers.