He: Looks like he is wearing someone else’s face over his face. Texas chainsaw massacre vibes. Pornstache, naturally.
She: Appears to have fallen out of the womb in 1913 with a cigarette in her mouth. Needs desperately to get something done to her hair.
When they combine (I don’t wanna think about it) they produce SuperPedo! The supervillain who (with his friends Vlad and Bibi) will destroy the USA and much of the world!
Down to the curl. I wonder if she molested children too.
They look like they were more into the cannibalism.
Let us not overlook tan daddy.