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    • hayyy@thelemmy.clubOP
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      1 day ago

      I can’t have him so I was thinking I could imagine the pork is him… don’t want anyone else

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        1 day ago

        You might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.

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          1 day ago

          I’ve got both but masturbating can get a bit too risky when you’ve got a full house and ….