hayyy@thelemmy.club to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-25 hours agoSince pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big?message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down129file-text
arrow-up1-21arrow-down1message-squareSince pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big?hayyy@thelemmy.club to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-25 hours agomessage-square31linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDarkassassin07linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 hours agoWhen you say ‘craving for a certain man’, is this still talking about cannibalism, or is this some sexual desire? If it’s the former; you may be realizing a vegetarian diet is not for you… Go have some bacon, then see how you feel.
minus-squarehayyy@thelemmy.clubOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·19 hours agoWhat if it’s the latter…
minus-squareDarkassassin07linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 hours agoThen go get you some dick. (or whatever’s your fancy)
minus-squarehayyy@thelemmy.clubOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·19 hours agoI can’t have him so I was thinking I could imagine the pork is him… don’t want anyone else
minus-squareDarkassassin07linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·19 hours agoYou might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.
minus-squarehayyy@thelemmy.clubOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·18 hours agoI’ve got both but masturbating can get a bit too risky when you’ve got a full house and ….
When you say ‘craving for a certain man’, is this still talking about cannibalism, or is this some sexual desire?
If it’s the former; you may be realizing a vegetarian diet is not for you… Go have some bacon, then see how you feel.
What if it’s the latter…
Then go get you some dick. (or whatever’s your fancy)
I can’t have him so I was thinking I could imagine the pork is him… don’t want anyone else
You might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.
I’ve got both but masturbating can get a bit too risky when you’ve got a full house and ….