• StinkyFingerItchyBum
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    2 days ago

    Let me put this in my corpo-infotainment translator and see what comes out.

    Bleep, bleep bloop. Chugga chugga shwoosh. Ding!

    “Please may we be among the first with our backs against the wall when the revolution comes? We worked hard for this privilege.”

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 days ago

      Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: “A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.”