Melania, the Brett Ratner directed documentary about former model and current First Lady Melania Trump, is shaping up to be one of the biggest bombs in the history of the art form known as cinema. While the film premieres in over 2,000 movie theaters on Friday, seemingly just handfuls of tickets have been sold.
Well, yeah. This was basically just a bribe. No one was actually supposed to watch it.
I’m going to watch it once it becomes available on the high seas
Arr, me matey!