My work situation is greying and killing me faster than my body can withstand. And so, I’ve updated my resume and started putting feelers out there which means recruiters have been reaching out

Nearly every message starts with “I hope this message finds you well.” Honest to doGs truth, I think I’m genuinely going to have a cerebral aneurysm. 🤯

I’m normally pretty easy going, but a few things can still get to me and this is one. Perhaps I’ve even been sent an amazing opportunity which deleted these because I c a n n o t stand seeing that phrase. WHY?!

[insert indiana jones raiders melty face gif]

Yeah. I know i am opening myself up to people saying this in the replies. sighs

How about this? Share with us what one your favorite birds is and why? I like that. Birds are nice. They bring happiness… unlike my soul-sucking, anxiety inducing job.

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