• Pyr
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    1 day ago

    So, why aren’t people applying for these jobs so they can go undercover and expose identities and illegal conversations?

    If they’re desperate to hire it should be pretty easy to get in.

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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        21 hours ago

        Yeah, just be completely incompetent. They’re so desperate to hire anyone they can get, it’s a government job, and they have a bottomless budget, so they won’t fire you, they’ll just put you where you’ll do less damage, like a desk job, with a computer, where you can fuck up everybody’s paperwork, lose evidence, deport EVERYBODY to Florida and set them loose (the weather’s nice, and it will infuriate DiSantis), etc.

        Keep your boss on his toes explaining all the fuck ups coming out of his office.

      • skisnow
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        21 hours ago

        Could be an interesting holiday for a few weeks. Fly in on a tourist visa, do the theme parks, get a job at ICE posing as a US citizen, leave with enough money to pay the first month’s credit card repayments on your FastPass.