• IninewCrow
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    Don’t judge … that poor man needs that large vehicle in order to accommodate his extremely large penis and enormous testicles … the loud engine sounds are to warn others of his condition and let everyone know everywhere of what he has to live with … that poor man … it’s a real problem

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      What of the twat in the beemer? We just gonna leave him out of our hypotheticals?

      I bet he’s never used a turn signal in his fucking life.

      • Aeao@lemmy.world
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        If the dough in the Bremerton hits me I fly over the hood. The dickless wonder in the truck can’t even see me walking and I’ll roll under the car and die.