Granted. You find out that a single pigeon has been stalking you, has been the only bird that keeps shitting on your car, knowing it annoys you. You end up having a public argument with this pigeon wherein everyone around you tjinks you’re insane because you’re the only one who can understand the pigeon.

Your family have you incarcerated. While you’re locked away in the psychiatric ward, the pigeon frequently visits you, hanging around just outside your window, taunting you.