Windows users want a menu button in the lower left corner and shit to work after a short installer. How the fuck do you keep messing that up?

Capitalists are literally Mt Krabbs:

“Squidward! New rule! All customers must fill in this survey about the details of their day before they order!” Drops a giant stack of papers on the counter

Squidward sighs “Why are we doing this?”

“Because then I can sell their information for more MONEY! Hyukukukukuk!”