Accepting Satan into your heart means rejecting theism on principle and instead believing in rationality, humanism, free thought, and the rejection of destructive social norms.

Satan is the spirit of innovation, of compassion for your fellow human that doesn’t come at the expense of yourself (excepting awful people that don’t deserve it) and rational inquiry.

Also fully compatible with the use of hard drugs and hedonistic sex which is cool.

Fucked if know who that Stan guy is tho.